I love our work voicemail system

Well actually I love Microsoft Speech Technology. It doesn’t bode well for Cortana. This voicemail preview message bears no relation to the actual voicemail. None. Not even the phone number is correct.

From: 1555481000
Subject: Voice Mail from 1555481000 (25 seconds)
Date: 20 October 2014 20:38:31 BST
To: “Croll, Iain” <—-.——@—–.—>

Voice Mail Preview:

Lillian this is chase payment services Thomas calling reference to case number 830-3008.

Staying at your time I’m trying to that meeting again care if you could just call my phone number (555) 265-8888 — should be able to help you out with that you know fix for you.

Thanks have a great day.
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You received a voice mail from 15554811000

Caller-Id: 15554811000

I’ve been reminded of a quote today

“Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.”
— Samuel Johnson

The opposite is obviously true of me – I’m so not tired of London I wanted to live in the glitzy west end! Some of my friends however are a little more tired of London. I recommend removing the northern line commute and everything becomes better.

Well here is something I should have seen years ago!

So I should wear a red belt with red trainers?

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