ooh party planning-tastic. I am

ooh party planning-tastic. I am getting all excited and it isn’t for 3 weeks yet. I have visions of camouflage netting and people going commando. If it is anything like the nights we used to host at the bridge in putney on a tuesday night I am not going to be cleaning the floors. I think maybe it’s a good job I will be going away for virtually a month after the party. Let the str8 flatmate deal with the cleaning. now there is a question do str8 men actually know how to clean? Or wash for that matter….

okay since 1, 2 and

okay since 1,
2
and 3
have all done Text Message Theatre here is my selection of Gaydar
message theatre. Genuine messages received over the last few weeks.
alright there m8
horny profile if any of mine interests u get back to me
thank u very much i
needed that, so where r u? r u free daytimes?
You`ve got a very
sexy profile. "Hi" by the way. B X
hi there, am in work
so cant checjk your pics but we seem to have similar tastes#:)
hi sexy
u kinda look hot too,
love that hairy look of urs, what u into mate, where u at? Luke
So, can I come to
the hotel and shag the **** off you, LOL
WELL HELLO
THERE,NICE PHOTOS ON LINE,ARE YOU FEELING HORNY?
Nice! Hi there!
I did…hope you
changed your mind ,went online and got laid:) Mine arrived and i ended up
rimming and then fucking his ass…came tons in the condom…then he shot
all over my chest tho had hoped he`d fuck me too…all in all a pleasant
evening:)
hi mate, just got
your message. we are very close. i,m in balham sw12 mate. i,m looking for
good sex u. get back if u want to meat up?
of course i want to
rim you!!!! Really want kisses and cuddles too.
so what messages would email(‘you’) send?