Archives for May, 2001

um strange night last night


um strange night last night – I distinctly remember a certain antipodean trying to convince me of the existence of harrogate flavoured toffee. I think he may be telling porkies however. Some of the others managed to extend the evening by going to barcode – I fell into the ‘not on a school night’ category. […]

gah more incriminating evidence that


gah more incriminating evidence that I do go out of the house.

like we needed another reason


like we needed another reason to eat chocolate? In a Willy Wonka type competition, confectionery maker Cadbury’s is planning to hide codes inside the wrappers of millions of chocolate bars. By sending a mobile phone text message containing the code to Cadbury’s, chocolate lovers can win prizes such as DVD players and widescreen TVs.

I was interviewed on Watchdog


I was interviewed on Watchdog I was interviewed with a work colleague who lives near me and we complained about Connex trains. The BBC researchers decided it would be amusing to have us in a restaurant where we could not get in or there were no seats or our table was late – puns about […]

oh and young americans is


oh and young americans is now on channel 5 so those of you who don’t have every channel available to man can now see it too – soft porntastic.

I’ve voted for Josh


I’ve voted for Josh – well actually I voted 3 times! Jonathan has voted too. Why don’t you? Call now on 09011 15 44 12* *Calls cost a fortune so ask bill payers permission or make sure you don’t get caught

ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest


ukgayblogmeet? is on tonight lest you forget. So come on down and join us. Some people are having food beforehand [others are still sulking cos they weren’t invited] but the kick off is at 8pm. So look forward to the reviews tomorrow ;)

I worked on harley street


I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery This one is true as well. For a very brief period I worked for a Harley Street clinic selling cosmetic surgery and it was hell. Although juggling breast implants was kind of fun selling overpriced moisturiser and acne treatments to people who could not afford them was […]

what a week end


what a week end – the irish have a reputation for being friendly but I must say that they go far beyond this. I spent the weekend staying with a friend from work at his parents in Malahide [about 10 miles north of Dublin] and they not only put me up [even moving around so […]

dorothy may not return luke’s


dorothy may not return luke‘s calls but that shirt was all the proof I needed, and he is calling her… Disclaimer the above smear attempt is not founded in any truth whatsoever and that fact that luke wears dodgy shirts does in no way make him a homosexual.


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