go on then I know

go on then I know I said I wouldn’t but I just couldn’t help myself. I thought what the hell I’m going to join in. everyone else has done it. why not me?
Here are ten things about me. Nine of them are true, and one isn’t. They are taken from all 4 of my lives so even those who know me well may not know. Jacs is probably the exception to that.

  • I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
  • I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery
  • I was interviewed on Watchdog
  • I worked for Danny la Rue
  • I have an invisible bardcode tattoo visible only under UV light
  • I met Madonna at an after show party
  • I grew up in a house with 10 bedrooms
  • I was interviewed on The Cook Report
  • I have 32 aunts and uncles
  • I was born the exact weight of a bag of sugar [2.2lb]

Have a guess and I’ll let you know if you’re right.

oh and the weather in

oh and the weather in London today is gorgeous. Really hot and sunny – I did my lunch time run with my top off hoping to get a tan. Certainly did not want to come back into the office. When I did get back in though I was immediately greeted by moans of ‘oh it is way too hot’ and ‘god it is boiling’ All I can say is that it’s a good job we don’t normally have a hot summer or these poor people would melt. Personally I love the weather at the moment and roll on the heatwave!

I have just received this

I have just received this strange missive at work and thought you may be able to help.
“Do you have any friends who
– use IM (product does not matter, can be ICQ, AIM – anything)
– live in London
– are aged 17-30 “

If this is you and you don’t mind giving me your name and phone number [no this isn’t a round about way to bolster my little black book] then send me a email(‘mail’).