I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
This one is actually true When I moved to London I worked in Heaven nightclub. It was actually a great laugh. We used to have theme nights and so depending on the theme we would have shows and people wandering around to freak out the acid heads. The white party for instance I was painted from head to toe in white grease paint and wore a tiny [and I do mean tiny] white g-string. On other occasions I was simulating sex on a bed at the entrance and having sex [although we were supposed to be simulating] in a foam pit by the downstairs bar just off the dance floor. Taking my clothes off on stage [and off stage] was just one of my many erm talents at the time.
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congratulations to jonathon on his
congratulations to jonathon on his new home. And in answer to his question… Whatever happened to the word ‘gay’?…
If they mentioned it was a gay event you wouldn’t have all the kids coming to see steps or the north london possee coming to the fair. A few years ago when the event formerly known as pride was at clapham common, capital radio mentioned kylie [or someone similar] being on stage with no mention it was a gay and lesbian [and transgender etc etc] event. And they wondered why people got beaten up on the perimiters.
pah! as only people who
pah! as only people who work in my office will know SHARK makes your head hurt. So I’m calling it a day and going out with the dublin crew to start off my weekend in Ireland.
okay well I have set
okay well I have set up a new comments system [thanks to .comments] and stopped using blogvoices since it is down. So those of you that emailed me about the ‘call my bluff‘ can now discuss it instead.
The only problem being that now the includes don’t work so I’ll have to figure that one out later.
GAH spam SMS from Eircell
GAH spam SMS from Eircell is doing my nut in.
go on then I know
go on then I know I said I wouldn’t but I just couldn’t help myself. I thought what the hell I’m going to join in. everyone else has done it. why not me?
Here are ten things about me. Nine of them are true, and one isn’t. They are taken from all 4 of my lives so even those who know me well may not know. Jacs is probably the exception to that.
- I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
- I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery
- I was interviewed on Watchdog
- I worked for Danny la Rue
- I have an invisible bardcode tattoo visible only under UV light
- I met Madonna at an after show party
- I grew up in a house with 10 bedrooms
- I was interviewed on The Cook Report
- I have 32 aunts and uncles
- I was born the exact weight of a bag of sugar [2.2lb]
Have a guess and I’ll let you know if you’re right.
blogvoices has been down for
blogvoices has been down for a while and making the site load very very slowly. sorry about that.
ooh I’m off to Dublin
ooh I’m off to Dublin tomorrow with work and have decided to stay out for the week end – never actually been there as a tourist although been plenty of times with work. So figured make the most of the long week end and see what all the fuss is about. So don’t expect many updates 😉
oh and the weather in
oh and the weather in London today is gorgeous. Really hot and sunny – I did my lunch time run with my top off hoping to get a tan. Certainly did not want to come back into the office. When I did get back in though I was immediately greeted by moans of ‘oh it is way too hot’ and ‘god it is boiling’ All I can say is that it’s a good job we don’t normally have a hot summer or these poor people would melt. Personally I love the weather at the moment and roll on the heatwave!
the sandwich shop just gets
the sandwich shop just gets better and better – todays price… ?3
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