I was paid to take

I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
This one is actually true When I moved to London I worked in Heaven nightclub. It was actually a great laugh. We used to have theme nights and so depending on the theme we would have shows and people wandering around to freak out the acid heads. The white party for instance I was painted from head to toe in white grease paint and wore a tiny [and I do mean tiny] white g-string. On other occasions I was simulating sex on a bed at the entrance and having sex [although we were supposed to be simulating] in a foam pit by the downstairs bar just off the dance floor. Taking my clothes off on stage [and off stage] was just one of my many erm talents at the time.
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congratulations to jonathon on his

congratulations to jonathon on his new home. And in answer to his question… Whatever happened to the word ‘gay’?…
If they mentioned it was a gay event you wouldn’t have all the kids coming to see steps or the north london possee coming to the fair. A few years ago when the event formerly known as pride was at clapham common, capital radio mentioned kylie [or someone similar] being on stage with no mention it was a gay and lesbian [and transgender etc etc] event. And they wondered why people got beaten up on the perimiters.

go on then I know

go on then I know I said I wouldn’t but I just couldn’t help myself. I thought what the hell I’m going to join in. everyone else has done it. why not me?
Here are ten things about me. Nine of them are true, and one isn’t. They are taken from all 4 of my lives so even those who know me well may not know. Jacs is probably the exception to that.

  • I was paid to take my clothes off in a london nightclub
  • I worked on harley street selling cosmetic surgery
  • I was interviewed on Watchdog
  • I worked for Danny la Rue
  • I have an invisible bardcode tattoo visible only under UV light
  • I met Madonna at an after show party
  • I grew up in a house with 10 bedrooms
  • I was interviewed on The Cook Report
  • I have 32 aunts and uncles
  • I was born the exact weight of a bag of sugar [2.2lb]

Have a guess and I’ll let you know if you’re right.

oh and the weather in

oh and the weather in London today is gorgeous. Really hot and sunny – I did my lunch time run with my top off hoping to get a tan. Certainly did not want to come back into the office. When I did get back in though I was immediately greeted by moans of ‘oh it is way too hot’ and ‘god it is boiling’ All I can say is that it’s a good job we don’t normally have a hot summer or these poor people would melt. Personally I love the weather at the moment and roll on the heatwave!