note to self

Thanks to Mark for these - cheered up my wednesday :)
How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?
allegedly, 9
1 to change the bulb
2 to argue which spangley crop-top goes best with the too-small jeans
5 to do the dance routine to Steps
And another to hand out the Voddie Red Bulls

or……….
3
1 to call out a nice man to do it and 2 to eye up the electrician

or……….
None.
They just get a few mates round and call it a dark room.

or……….
None.
Light bulbs are just SO Twentieth Century!