normally it doesn’t annoy me too much when people can’t spell my name correctly. Okay so sometimes when I have to fill in a long form and then get handed back a badge or id with my name misspelt and I get angry and think why did they ask me to fill the damn thing in if they were just going to make it up anyways.

Today however I am upset because my place of work has yet again seen fit to produce documents with my name incorrectly spelt. I have after all only worked here for 2 and a half years – not really long enough for them to know me or my name I guess.

So I have decided to wage war and play them at their own game. from now on I will misspell our Health & Safety officers name on every email, note and document I produce and henceforth will refer to the company I work for as AL.