note to self

i was there and it wasn’t good. Mr big isn’t even a nice person - now nice and big would be another story!

this week has been one long revelation - 2 of the girls I get on with well in the office are having secret liaisons with guys who work or worked in the office. and they are both so hunky and unattainable :(
andrew reckons I go for the unattainable - makes you wonder how I ever [...]

Sunday night I dreamt that jonathan & marky, scally & rick, spence & glen, nic & vianney with andrew, dave and myself in tow had gone to the supermarket to buy supplies for christmas as we were all spending it together at my parents house.
we were all arguing which spirits and champagne to buy and [...]

okay so whilst I was off we had a mandate about our email signatures - they must all conform to the new standard - I’m left wondering how long it will take before we have corporate away messages…
I’m currently away from my machine doing extremely important corporate stuff so please email me at my business [...]

and feeling much better :) thanks for all the get well wishes and ecards cheered me up no end!

maybe I am being paranoid but I’m sick again - coughing yet again and breathless :( I hate this year - I feel like I haven’t been well since the summer - I know this really isn’t true but that’s how it feels at the moment.
So not been online much and no updates either.
With my [...]

lovely weekend up in the grim north - very relaxing.
I wish my mum had mentioned however that the party I was going up for [my grandad's 90th birthday] was happening on the friday night not the saturday night as they had planned - as it was Andrew, sprogg and I arrived around midnight just in [...]

Okay underwear nights I can cope with [although I have never attended one] Amateur strip night however…
Ian’s review of last weeks white swan amateur strip is a must read.
‘Do you want to pause here and consider where this story is going? Get a grip: you already know this is so not going to end [...]

okay I’ve had quite enough of this scouse bashing for one week. what with rob’s link to en-scouse and then Andrew sends me a mail today [he is coming to Liverpool with me at the weekend with sprogg] saying he has been teaching sprogg some of the scouse verbs he will need.
to nick
to scouse
to [...]