note to self

okay not much to say really - the usual men and boys in shorts and footy gear making the stag in victoria look very busy. somehow or other i seem to have gotten a reputation as having a sportswear fetish which isn’t exactly true - I think I’d prefer them to be in just their [...]

oh like I need tips - I need bromide in my tea more like! rainbow network however have come up with a guide for seducing straight men

free bar on a thursday night is just plain evil! and never ending champagne glasses are the gift of satan!
Now normally it is me who has to apologise after getting drunk and making a complete idiot of myself. [I'm sure I do still need to apologise to a few people - but less than [...]

like the search box personality test so here is mine and I decided to up the ante with a taskbar pic too!

okay so we got 19 last night - sounds good when you compare it to wendy’s pop teasers but we had 51 questions :( so not an especially good score at all. Although we were down 3 team members so that just left dumb and dumber - aka 2 of 5 last night. Jack came [...]

looks like I have the hat trick now ;) I’ve had nude pics of my sister and cousin too and so finally I have half brother too. The fact that I don’t have a half brother is really too bad.
I think I’ll start a nice little sideline in family porno films and earn myself some [...]

to dave with his fabby new makeover. lovely new pastel colour scheme too - love the beige and orange theme!

iansie.com tackles political correctness in the light of recent media attention.
I’ve decided I do not pay enough attention as I can hardly remember the conversation I have just had let alone one I had on Saturday. Either that or I’m just discovering I’m not quite so deep as I thought I was when I [...]

turdtwister
[link via jonathan]

last night in the pub we managed to discuss how shops are cashing in on christmas to the point of being absurd. Spence noticed sainsbury’s selling christmas scented bleach and then we decided in the style of turkey and stuffing crisps they could do turkey flavour condoms for when you are being stuffed with cranberry [...]