sports and shorts

okay not much to say really – the usual men and boys in shorts and footy gear making the stag in victoria look very busy. somehow or other i seem to have gotten a reputation as having a sportswear fetish which isn’t exactly true – I think I’d prefer them to be in just their undies 🙂
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christmas parties

free bar on a thursday night is just plain evil! and never ending champagne glasses are the gift of satan!

Now normally it is me who has to apologise after getting drunk and making a complete idiot of myself. [I’m sure I do still need to apologise to a few people – but less than after scally‘s birthday party] So it was quite a suprise to have 2 emails when I got in this morning apologising for things from last night, both from directors too – so I must have been either doing something right or something very very wrong!

I was made to blush last night – and that is normally a very difficult thing to do.

After getting fairly wasted and generally merry scally, rick, andrew and I hit McDonalds Drive Thru in wandsworth for munchies. 4 queens eating Maccy D’s [well only 3 actually as rick quite sensibly refused the evil food] in a car park is not the best look I can tell you.

Note to self: don’t get drunk

another note to self: don’t take glitter sticks to work parties

yet another note to self: don’t talk whilst drunk it only gets you into trouble

pub quiz

okay so we got 19 last night – sounds good when you compare it to wendy’s pop teasers but we had 51 questions 🙁 so not an especially good score at all. Although we were down 3 team members so that just left dumb and dumber – aka 2 of 5 last night. Jack came too of course but he was no help – he just wandered the pub looking for snacks and strokes.

2 of the questions which stick out in my mind are…

Who was the 1972 Miss USA winner who went on to play wonder woman?

I got this one correct can you?

What does a cooper make?

We were stumped on this one can you?

All in all a good night though.

i think I may just redirect all my traffic to Ian

iansie.com tackles political correctness in the light of recent media attention.

I’ve decided I do not pay enough attention as I can hardly remember the conversation I have just had let alone one I had on Saturday. Either that or I’m just discovering I’m not quite so deep as I thought I was when I compared myself with ahem shallow people.

festive shag

last night in the pub we managed to discuss how shops are cashing in on christmas to the point of being absurd. Spence noticed sainsbury’s selling christmas scented bleach and then we decided in the style of turkey and stuffing crisps they could do turkey flavour condoms for when you are being stuffed with cranberry flavour lube. marketing mans dream us lot you know!