note to self

is it my imagination or has the world gone completely mad? well actually just English Law but the world sounds grander. mobile phone theif gets 4 years versus 2 years for raping a six year old boy [wednesday’s metro]

but I do recommend scrubs so if you don’t have cable or a dish you can come around to mine next thursday - I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Really really funny. Oh and yes I was procrastinating still - I was supposed to be painting my hallway - but TV for once was […]

to not continue writing a consultancy document for work. It’s one of my 3 month Goals I was given last week and although the subject matter interests me [Rich Media] writing the actual documentation is boring as hell - oh and scary too - remember when you were at college and you would spend 5 […]

Iains Conscience: hmm, guess I’d better go get up and dressed
Iains Conscience: it is 16:10 lol

well actually it’s Colleague A and B this time around - I am Colleague B in case you are wondering…
ColleagueA: having a conscience gets in the way of your social life
ColleagueB: indeed
ColleagueA: they were invented for people with nothing to do all day so they have something to worry about
discuss…

poor scally is having lounge and flight trauma’s. I can imagine - since I work for the same company and now fly less and less - soon to lose my bmi privileges :(
I’m also hoping the man groping him at Hertz realises he has a man these days and isn’t that kind of girl anyways […]

was fun at scally’s except for his little announcement that is ;)

whilst in the bar on Friday night before heading off to the Burn’s Night Party. I was chatting with Captain Bootcamp - you know who you are… and he is talking about shaving - and here I have to quote…
‘you know when you have to get up at night to shave because your breasts are […]

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency,

all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

must be aware that the phrase “Spending a penny” is not to be used after

31st December 2001. From this date, the correct terminology will be

“Euronating”.

now call me a cynic but when I went into the kitchen today to make a morning brew I was confronted with complimentary packs of ‘2 free tea bags’ from the London Cuppa Ltd. The blurb states ‘At last a tea specially selected and blended, in London for Londoners.’ So erm how does that work? […]