overheard

whilst in the bar on Friday night before heading off to the Burn’s Night Party. I was chatting with Captain Bootcamp – you know who you are… and he is talking about shaving – and here I have to quote…
‘you know when you have to get up at night to shave because your breasts are rubbing togehter and giving you stubble burn’
no I reply – honestly but then I had to ask if he shaves – you know all the way…
yes he replied.
eep I thought aloud!