overheard
whilst in the bar on Friday night before heading off to the Burn’s Night Party. I was chatting with Captain Bootcamp - you know who you are… and he is talking about shaving - and here I have to quote…
‘you know when you have to get up at night to shave because your breasts are rubbing togehter and giving you stubble burn’
no I reply - honestly but then I had to ask if he shaves - you know all the way…
yes he replied.
eep I thought aloud!


