A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you
do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You’ll feel so much
better!”
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes
off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again
says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty
forest,you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!”
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up…
“Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come run with us through the sunny forest, you’ll feel so good!”
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat
the sh#t out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant
watch in horror,they look at him and ask,
“Lion, why did you do this? … He was merely trying to help us!”
The lion answers, “That little f***! He makes me run around the
forest like a muppet every time he’s done an E.”
Thanks to Steve for sending me that this afternoon – made ma laugh and choke in the office.
