Archives for August, 2003

Bootle Earthquake

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale has hit Bootle in the early hours of Friday morning Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering “Fuckin Hell” “Bollocks” and where?s me fags. The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately ?35.00 worth of damage, and several priceless collections of memento?s from Blackpool, Llandudno, and Tallaca […]

I’m potentially moving

just waiting on calls from solicitors to say it’s all happened – It all seems a little weird. Still it’s about time I moved on and it’s given me an excuse to get rid of lots of things I no longer need and make a clean break. Still worrying though.

Oh if only we had a gripe sheet too!

Airlines have a thing called a gripe sheet, its where pilots report niggly little problems about the plane when they land it goes to the engineering departent who then fix it and report back. This is some of the ones from Quantas: Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Service Engineer: Auto-land not installed […]

gay marriages

Well over at Jonathan’s they are celebrating 11 happy years together. Which is sweet. Really heart warming stuff. In the meantime though religion is striking out and John Howard is making a fool of himself again. So basically the catholic church (never known for it’s ‘christian’ compassion) is saying that men and women who are […]

stupid trains

So in the autumn we have delays on trains due to leaves on the line. In the winter we have delays because of snow. In spring we have the wrong type of rain causing the lines to be slippy. Now in the summer… We have delays because of heat! Allegedly the lines may buckle. So […]

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