note to self

As a young boy, Joe was obsessed with tractors. He had pictures all over his bedroom walls, tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, tractor carpet, duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a Tractor factory and test drive a [...]

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along [...]