note to self

As a young boy, Joe was obsessed with tractors. He had pictures all over
his bedroom walls, tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, tractor carpet, duvet cover,
the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors.
On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a
Tractor factory and test drive a brand new tractor. His [...]

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to [...]