On my way into work this morning walking from Kensington Olympia to the office I was walking in front of a man and woman having a conversation about holidays and the like. Transpired he was going on a beach holiday. The reason it caught my attention was the phrase ‘wearing tight pants makes you look bigger, I’m going to Hammersmith at lunch to get some small speedo’s to wear under my other ones’
Weird eh. Mind you no more weird than last year one of the guys onthe beach telling me to trim my ahem bush to enhance my ahem package.
How rude!