note to self

okay so now you can sell practically anything on ebay be prefixing it with the word chav or scally. as in scally’s used footie shorts - see they will sell much quicker and for more money than your regular footie shorts. especially if you add the phrase ‘gay int?’ to the end.
There are even gay [...]

so on the gner train up to edinburgh for the weekend and decided to try their new food service. The mushroom risotto was lovely. It looked like a pot noodle package but the contents really were nice. I was a bit perturbed by the dinky plastic spork that i’ll have to take a pic of [...]

Okay so normally I complain about stalking potential from the other side. This time however I’m finding it quite amusing to look up how much my neighbours have paid for their flats since I moved in. Also if you know the road and approximately when someone moved in you can find the address (if not [...]

You personally got 15 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognising girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 73% of all test takers.
So not quite as good as Gazza then.

I thought I didn’t like
Nothing compared to the disgruntled ex-customers who have set up wankadoo though.