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I love our work voicemail system

Well actually I love Microsoft Speech Technology. It doesn’t bode well for Cortana. This voicemail preview message bears no relation to the actual voicemail. None. Not even the phone number is correct. From: 1555481000 Subject: Voice Mail from 1555481000 (25 seconds) Date: 20 October 2014 20:38:31 BST To: “Croll, Iain” <—-.——@—–.—> Voice Mail Preview: Lillian […]

I’ve been reminded of a quote today

“Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.” — Samuel Johnson The opposite is obviously true of me – I’m so not tired of […]

Well here is something I should have seen years ago!

Post by BuzzFeed Video. So I should wear a red belt with red trainers?

Jack Off the Beanstalk

I love a good panto and when I say panto I mean men in dresses and more innuendos and willy gags than you can shake a stick at along with a tiny bit of male nudity if you sit in the right place. Spoiler Alert: Jack (Chris Clynes) gets his kit off! So the annual Above […]

Read my massage very clear!

Hello I know that you will be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don’t know me in person, Please Read my massage very clear to understand that I want you to be my mutual partner for a very good business proposal but before we continue to the business in question I will […]

This was in comic sans. Comic sans!

Customers service, Dear Sir. ( Investment inquiry on behalf of my first party client )   In view of the urgent and private nature of our intentions to go into a joint investment programme with your establishment, We wish and request that you forward to us the direct contact to the CEO of your Establishment. […]

Not as Top Important as the last spam

Greetings from the gulf region.   I’m Abdulkader AL Bakri,  Founder of A.K. AL BAKRI & SONS HOLDING COMPANY based in Saudi Arabia.  I’m currently seeking means of expanding and relocating our business interest abroad in lucrative business projects, sectors in your region most especially in your acclaimed area of specialization.   I am very interested in […]

I’ve been getting a fair amount of spam recently

This one is pretty standard but I’ve had it about 60 times this week.   — Top Important   I am Mr Seyba Jean, a staff of BANK BICIA-B here in Burkina Faso. I am very sorry about this sudden mail as I know it might come as a surprise banging into your private life […]

Uprising spam

I’m always amazed how spammers use the misery of others in their scams   Hi there,   My name is Aisha daughter of Shukri Ghanem. We fled from Libya last year following the uprising against Col Muammar Gaddafi.   My father’s death is no longer news but my mother’s deteriorating health made me want to […]

Mobile Ad Choices App Debuts | Adweek

The mobile counterpart to the ad industrys ad choices self-regulatory program that allows consumers to opt-out of online-targeted ads is finally here. And yes, theres an app for it.Called Ad Control, the app gives consumers a way to opt out of cross-app advertising. Developed by Evidon, the app is now available in the Apple App […]

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