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the rise and rise of the scally

okay so now you can sell practically anything on ebay be prefixing it with the word chav or scally. as in scally’s used footie shorts – see they will sell much quicker and for more money than your regular footie shorts. especially if you add the phrase ‘gay int?’ to the end. There are even […]


Some fuckers decided that not content with what they had in the world they would go and steal something of mine. So they broke into my car, breaking the door in the process so it no longer clses flush. They also broke the steering column in an inept attempt to steal the whole car. I […]

friday diversions

The Friday Five 1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week? Erm dare I say Wednesday night? 2. What one person touched your life this week? LOL just the one? I reckon that’ll be the noozlelander texting me at 3am for someones number in Sydney. What am I international Directory Enquiries? 3. […]

62 Years

That’s how long my Nana and Grandad have lived in their house in Walton, Liverpool. It’s a long time to live somewhere, almost double my life. They are moving this weekend to a flat in Crosby to be nearer my Mum and Dad. It’s also sheltered housing so hopefully it will make it a bit […]

The Bourne Identity Part II

Okay then so I know it’s a little later than I planned but I had one of those weekends. Friday went to see The Bourne Identity – trailer here It was really cool – fast paced and entertaining. Enough sly humour to stop me getting bored and enough Matt Damon to keep me very happy […]

Enjoy the silence

Okay well last week was a bit quiet on all fronts. I have not been well since my trip to Liverpool. I was feeling kind bad on the journey down the M6 but by the time I hit the sack on Sunday I was unable to talk properly. I have not been in work yet […]

today i mostly…

sat in traffic on the M6 south :( So a mixed weekend in Liverpool – was nice to see my folks and friends [Adrian has just had his first daughter]. My gran however is very ill :( Tiring though all that travelling up and down motoways. It’s almost as bad as flying but not as […]


I’m off to see my folks for the weekend in Liverpool. Long drives on the motorway here I come.


It’s a lovely evening and I am outside with the laptop and a glass of wine and really want to watch Dawson’s Creek but don’t want to go inside :( It’s on again Sunday but I’m going to be in Liverpool. Dilemma Dilemma.

Mrs Scouse

When I worked for Danny La Rue I worked with a number of other Iain’s and we had a couple of regulars also caled Iain so it was a pretty confusing place. In order to make it less complicated for our colleagues and friends we adopted a number of nicknames – some of which have […]

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