tom posted about the top

tom posted about the top 20 words searched for at msn.com “National Lottery, Maff, Foot and Mouth, Exchange rates, Eminem, Inland Revenue, SMS, text messaging, EastEnders, West Ham, PlayStation Cheats, Westlife, Alton Towers, Harry Potter, Arsenal FC, South West Trains, UCAS, Eurovision, Buffy, Revision, London Eye, Route planner”. I hate to point it out but sex and naked and pics of girls are kind of high up there in the grand scheme of things – you only need to look at dsr for the proof. In fact I think most of the buffy requests were probably phrased ‘nude pics of buffy‘ or ‘buffy sex pics‘ or even ‘lesbian buffy pics‘.

okay so now I am

okay so now I am feeling really guilty. I will be the first to admit I am not very good with dates [slightly better than my ex-boyfriends dad, he celebrated his birthday on the wrong day for years until Nige’s mum got a copy of his birth certificate] so the fact that almost all of my friends have mailed, sms’d or im’d me today. Even those nice folks at gaydar remembered and sent me a little mail too;
Hi world

According to our records it is your birthday. We hope that you have a
excellent day.

We thank you once again for choosing gaydar.

Best wishes from gaydar

just in case anyone was

just in case anyone was wondering how to conatact me you can erm…

email(‘mail me’)
,

var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “instant message me“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “aim me“);
}
,
icq me, phone me,
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “sms me“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “sms me“);
}
, turn up on my doorstep….

just been discussing with >long

just been discussing with >long distance romances are the pits”>meg about the problems of love.
meg: you know the one thing worse than the phone ringing constantly – it not ringing at all.
I know the feeling… in fact the one thing worse than a full inbox is a full inbox but no mail from that certain someone.
I think in an age where we are so easily contactable it makes it worse – the old sitting by the phone routine is made much much worse when you could be contacted by email(’email’),
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “sms“);
} else {
document.write(“sms”);
}
,
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “instant message“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “aim“);
}
, ICQ, phone.
okay so I am moping 🙁

disturbing search requests revisited