tom posted about the top 20 words searched for at msn.com “National Lottery, Maff, Foot and Mouth, Exchange rates, Eminem, Inland Revenue, SMS, text messaging, EastEnders, West Ham, PlayStation Cheats, Westlife, Alton Towers, Harry Potter, Arsenal FC, South West Trains, UCAS, Eurovision, Buffy, Revision, London Eye, Route planner”. I hate to point it out but sex and naked and pics of girls are kind of high up there in the grand scheme of things – you only need to look at dsr for the proof. In fact I think most of the buffy requests were probably phrased ‘nude pics of buffy‘ or ‘buffy sex pics‘ or even ‘lesbian buffy pics‘.
okay so now I am
okay so now I am feeling really guilty. I will be the first to admit I am not very good with dates [slightly better than my ex-boyfriends dad, he celebrated his birthday on the wrong day for years until Nige’s mum got a copy of his birth certificate] so the fact that almost all of my friends have mailed, sms’d or im’d me today. Even those nice folks at gaydar remembered and sent me a little mail too;
Hi world
According to our records it is your birthday. We hope that you have a
excellent day.
We thank you once again for choosing gaydar.
Best wishes from gaydar
just in case anyone was
just in case anyone was wondering how to conatact me you can erm…
email(‘mail me’)
,
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “instant message me“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “aim me“);
}
,
icq me, phone me,
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “sms me“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “sms me“);
}
, turn up on my doorstep….
just been discussing with >long
just been discussing with >long distance romances are the pits”>meg about the problems of love.
meg: you know the one thing worse than the phone ringing constantly – it not ringing at all.
I know the feeling… in fact the one thing worse than a full inbox is a full inbox but no mail from that certain someone.
I think in an age where we are so easily contactable it makes it worse – the old sitting by the phone routine is made much much worse when you could be contacted by email(’email’),
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “sms“);
} else {
document.write(“sms”);
}
,
var naviagtorstring
navigatorstring = navigator.userAgent;
if (navigatorstring.indexOf(“AOL”) > 0)
{
document.write(“” + “instant message“);
} else {
document.write(“” + “aim“);
}
, ICQ, phone.
okay so I am moping 🙁
party replies are coming in
party replies are coming in thick and afst so I can’t really back out now :o)
speaking to people you haven’t seen in ages is a good way to spend the evening – in my protest against gratuitious TV watching I managed to speak to 4 friends so far and email another 2 and SMS a further 3. woo hoo. Now off out to take Jack for a walk.
I do like toys –
I do like toys – especially when they are free! Sending an SMS to virtually any mobile phone is cool!
disturbing search requests revisited
- nude
pic taken by the boss at work - pics
on illegal drungs - home
made drugs - gym "+in
socks" -fox - Ben browder+fran
- qaf nude
pics - weblog
military marine corps first marines - 1 message
aim punter - have
sex with my best friend - aussie
rubber sexy body paint - pics
of our dog fucking my wife - massage
+sex +saigon +vietnam - men having
sex with pillows pics - connie
AOL pics nude advert - "going
commando" pic - joshua
jackson free gay pics - Abercrombie
nude pics - nude
pics of my sister changing - 09011
15 44 03 - crack
outlook ost - I hate
Connie AOL - is ben
browder gay? - funny
sms massages - sooty
census uk - BEN BROWDER
SEX - Channel
5 late night porn - “sky
digital” 9v+battery - pictures
of wierd furniture - pics
of women getting buggered - +shop
+jockstrap +uk - What
did Cher recently have fixed? - sms massage
using active server page - jockstrap
womens’ views. - pics
of the Clapham Train Crash
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