note to self

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It’s been a while since I got some decent spam. This one is from a mr.hamad Samni and he says he has good news! I’m very excited at the prospect of lots of free money! Good Day,Sir/Madam Please Read and get back to me How are you today? Hope all is well. Please be informed [...]

From: motali (lorie.perez@mac.com) Sent: 13 February 2009 00:18:31 To: Hello, My Late father is a wealthy cocoa merchant. Before his death he had a domicilary account with a bank in Cote d’Ivoire,up to the tune of 5.5M USD. Please I need your assistance getting this money tranferred to you for investment and to be my [...]

Dear Friend, Before I start, I must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach in starting a relationship, but as time goes you will realize the need for my action. I cannot imagine the surprise this will bring to you, but please be rest [...]

Reply To: torethhug@yahoo.co.uk From: Lady Toreth Hughes 52 Oxford Street, England. Here writes Lady Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Sir Richard Hughes an nglishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades [...]

From: tomcole2020@oi.com.br Subject: Invitation to act as Next-of-Kin Date: 1 October 2000 09:15:28 BDT To: undisclosed-recipients:; Reply-To: tomcole2020@bigmir.net From the Desk: Barrister. Thomas Cole. Thomas Cole & partners. 25 Wilson Road Olodi Apapa Lagos- Nigeria. Private / Highly Confidential Subject Matter: Invitation to act as Next-of-Kin Good day to you, I presume this letter will [...]

During the last seven days I’ve noticed a strange new form of comment spam. No longer advertising poker sites or pr0n. Instead they include urls to the BBC, firefox, yale, amazon. I’m sure this is some sort of attack to make automatic comment spam functionality block trusted sites in an attempt to make website publishers [...]

No doubt this also has a virus but hey I use a mac and besides I was too busy laughing to download anything. Hello! (address removed) for a fast exchange of messages suggests you establish Yahoo.Com Agent. Download you can directly in this letter I have attached last version of the program program to the [...]

Now using iPod style branding. I still don’t need Viagra but when I do…

Okay so spam is bad. Today however I got a mail and I didn’t recognise who from. So I started to read the joke and then at the end realised it was definitely spam. Still at least it made a change. —- Subject: The Blonde and the Sheep. Date: 29/4/05, 8:01 am From: Harry To: [...]